How To Make a Frozen Fruit Daiquiri

I was eating grapes and to my horror looked down and saw a dead spider sitting on my grape. so i washed it and finished eating
then i put some in the freezer because i am told they taste rather good, which they do. kinda like an icy pole

oh no oh my

Dreams v2

If i ever go on deal or no deal im going to take say deal to the first offer they offer me.
Just to see what they would do

People pay a lot of money to be different

some people think im weird, anyone can be normal its easy, it takes effort to be different.

news from home, if you live on earth

camels milk never curdles
puppy farms exist

Busses dont like me

my dream is to get on a bus with only one other person already on the bus and sit next to them with out saying a word.
my second is to be in a high speed police chase, preferably without dying

Southbound Festival Weekend

Is it weird that im craving milk

have you ever tried to relax so hard that you stop breathing?

alcohol is beautiful

Woke up with vomit on my bed, i can only assume it was a good night



this event was brought courtesy of Bombay sapphire gin and Bundaberg rum.

she had always heard that facials were the best way to get glowing skin.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/19/fashion/19SKIN.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

this is sick http://tinyurl.com/c7c6fe

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Please note that the title "Royal Gregory" has been borrowed from the title of a song by canadian band "Holy Fuck"

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i have decided im too impatient to eat lollies. i cant suck on them because that gets boring so i crunch them, but then they are gone too quick so i eat another and the same problem occurs. the end result is damaged teeth and a sick stomach.