Saturday, October 3, 2009

parklife



i will not date personal outside of my weight division

if i had power:rules for festivals:
- people who take off their shirts in the dancing crowds should be escorted out of festivals and gigs, girls excepted
- glow sticks should be banned from festivals like they ban drugs
- if you dont know or love any bands going, dont go, your just a dick head wasting space

do storks get charge more to deliver fat babies?