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nantional, everyone is having a bad day today

nothing alice cant fix

ever notice that you cant hear a clock ticking unless you look at it.

it seems evident that all old people do is spend their time in doctors waiting rooms and post offices. thats if they can move or think.

the most startled i ever get is when someone opens the door im opening from the other side, because, for a second i think ive opened the door unintentionally with my mind

i wish i could dance 1950s rock and roll style. im sure i would get all the chicks, esp this one

accomplishments

one of my biggest accomplishment was to piss standing

on an aeroplane during heavy turbulence, with a 90%

success rate

formspring.me

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/bestill

i think, in my honest opinion, that being a pool boy would not be that easy.
getting leaves out a pool with the hand held thing, ie no help from machines, is not so easy.
sure the first 80% is easy, and the next 10% is just a little harder. but once you get to chasing one leave at a time, begging it to leave the floor of the pool it becomes time consuming.

although, getting paid to do it, with a chance of sex (as desperate housewives insists occurs regularly)

dear shannyn

i was going to write this on your wall but dont think others should read it.
you remember that bottle of water i got from a fair at uni one day. and the water inside looked so perfect and pure, free of any impurities, that i never opened it. well my room got really bad this time and im cleaning it and so i found the bottle, still in the same place its always been, just in case i needed water, i dont know maybe thats why it stayed there, well, im sure you can guess what i did with it.
yes i threw it away.
no not really, i opened it and drank a little. tasted OOOK, no impurities or anything. but then i smelt it
and it smelt like an old room that had been locked for centuries and housed mainly books and the first newspapers that were ever made. not so good.
so i only had like 3 little mouthfuls, just to check the taste.
as im writing this my stomach is not feeling the best, but im going to say its cos im hungry. which im suuure you will agree with despite above.
i think im going to edit this and put this on a blog.

and i watched a good movie - dear wendy and they had two songs by the zombies - time of the season and shes not there. if you havnt already you should download them. you will fall in love with them. maybe, probly not as much as i have though. i made a playlist with only those two songs and listened to them for daaaays.

i found nemo

i went snorkelling off an island off papua new guinea and after some time swimming, i came across nemo hovering in a sea anemone, just starring at me. lettings its presance to me known, in order to protect its kids or something, while at the same time still shit scared unfinished