ever notice that you cant hear a clock ticking unless you look at it.

it seems evident that all old people do is spend their time in doctors waiting rooms and post offices. thats if they can move or think.

the most startled i ever get is when someone opens the door im opening from the other side, because, for a second i think ive opened the door unintentionally with my mind

i wish i could dance 1950s rock and roll style. im sure i would get all the chicks, esp this one