so i am going to the cinema one day, meeting whoever im going with there so i drive, alone. get to cinema, decide ill try underground parking, there really is no need to park underground as it is night time but its just the closest parking to the cinema to the best of my memory.
after circling a few times with the other 13 cars also circling im getting frustrated, then as i pass the human entrance from the cinema to the car park i see a couple, quite young about 24. i decide i will play it safe and stalk them. i stalk them alllllll the way to their car, which you guessed it IS the furthest it could have been form the entrance and yes of course the cute fucking couple decide to walk nice and slow. alright ill wait, im a bit late for the movie but advertisements are quite long now a days, tho i do like to see the preview, oh well its a sacrifice i have to make.
so after their 60m walk which took 10 minutes which consisted of me crawling along struggling to keep the car from stalling, they make it to their car. HOORAY! im almost there, my patience has paid off.
they get in the car, all is looking good, THEN, to this day i am convinced it was done just to piss me off, the male leans over to kiss the female. alright i think, ive waited this long i can last another kiss. but no! not just a kiss but an extended make out session. why dont they just have sex while they're at it, at least then i get some entertainment to make up for the entertainment i have lost from the movie which im sure im going miss. they have to stop soon i keep assuring myself. im about to crack so i turn off the car and wait ever so patiently, trying to stop my self from just driving straight into them.
THEN, success! they start the car, and begin to reverse out, taking their time i might add. which is understandable considering they are both probably very wet. and wanting to go to the nearest park and make love. they depart, i turn on my car. finally finally i can get them out of my life. i begin to drive up and what happens, ANOTHER CAR COMES FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION AND PARKS. no. this can not be real, this can not be happening after all ive endured, the stalking, watching them make out like a seedy old man. i hold down my horn for a fairly long length of time. tow fucking male dickheads get out the car and the drive shrugs as if to say 'im a dickhead please run me over' i hold back from running him over as i do not want to have to wipe off blood stains off my car. instead i accelerate holding in my clutch for longer then normal then accelerate harder still holding in the clutch to ensure i make a screeching noise as i go around the corner loud enof for the dickheads to think im coming for their blood.
at this point i am pissed. key car their door, slash their tires, rock through the windscreen, yell at them as i drive by? hmm, but unfortunately there is no time for any of these. i drive out of the underground car park and go away from the cinema direction, and whats this! i find a ton of car parks, empty behind the underground. this calms me down as now i can laugh at all the losers driving around the underground car park missing their movies while there are a ton of car parks 10 metres away. i should tell them, but theres no fun in that.
i meet the person i am meeting and blurt out what just happened, they understand nothing of what i said and once ive calmed down i explain what happened.
turns out didnt miss any of the movie.
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