why was god so cruel, deciding to make it so all females in a house or living together PMS at the same time. I guess its fair enough, he just wanted to make jt more interesting

it must suck for musliem men who get the multiple wives. I would say that is how mistresses came about, different house... no problem.
though I do not condone cheating, of your not in love, let her go. or him.

while I lay awake here in 42degree australia, I do however wonder how whore houses work. ESP the ones where they all live together. that must be horrible for business, perhaps that is why human trafficing started, keep them moving...
in all seriousness, trafficing is one of the worst crimes I can think of and should not be joked about.
in conclusion, god could of made our lives easy, but then who would want to go to heaven, and besides of would make life soo boring

merry xmas

awkward office

i dont like urinal conversation, i dont mind hand wash conversation

perfect weather for walking around the house naked

best back ground image ever

set as tiled.

parklife

i will not date personal outside of my weight division

if i had power:rules for festivals:
- people who take off their shirts in the dancing crowds should be escorted out of festivals and gigs, girls excepted
- glow sticks should be banned from festivals like they ban drugs
- if you dont know or love any bands going, dont go, your just a dick head wasting space

do storks get charge more to deliver fat babies?

and that's why I no longer go camping, that and a wolf tried to mount me

if your standing underneath a light and it goes out, does it mean your going to die? what if its a regular occurrence is that worse?
btw, im talking about walking underneath many fluorescent lights, you know the ones that last for aggges, and then as i walk past one goes out.
im pretty sure it goes back on after a while... when im gone of course.


death = nap + forever

i cant ride my bike with no handle bars.

i was thinking and i decided that most humans probably do have close to 9 lives, whether they know it or not
perhaps that time you just broke in time to avoid that fatal collision, if only you had of left the house 1 second earlier, or driven 3ks faster, who knows.
sometimes its less obvious and sometimes its more obvious
from day to day things like crossing the road, maybe 30seconds b4 you crossed a hoon came screaming around the corner and ran the red light, you nearly died and you'll never know, makes it hard to keep count of your nine lives

and ergo, you should not be afraid to die, you should live life to the fullest for you are not in control-
fate is, and fate will decide who exists at the same time as you, the people you meet, the people you fall in love with. fate is not set in 28 day concrete, fate presents us with opportunities and lets us decide which of those we chose to advance and embark on. you will never know how much the small decisions can change your life, there are many many things you will not know so relax and let fate guide you, like one of a billion stars in space

where do they get all the hospitals to film all the hundreds of hospital tv dramas. perhaps maybe is there a town somewhere that built too many hospitals due to a clerical/administrative error so now they lease them to hollywood. or does hwood just rent out a floor in a hospital somewhere, because its not like theres a bed shortage or a health crisis or anything

heres a list of a few shows which are still running.

# Scrubs (2001–present)# Doc (2001-2004) Nip/Tuck (2003–present)# Medical Investigation (2004–2005)# House, M.D. (2004–present)# Grey's Anatomy (2005–present)# Inconceivable (2005)# 3 lbs (2006)# Saved (2006)# Heartland (2007)# General Hospital: Night Shift (2007-present)# Private Practice (2007–present)# Mental (2009-present)# Royal Pains (2009-present)# HawthoRNe (2009-present)#All Saints (1998–present)

selflove

I had 10 minutes free before i was scheduled to go to bed and while i could have performed self love i instead chose to squeeze black heads on my body

eclipse

shadow on earth due to eclipse

things that induce tears of joy upon my person

- listening to daft punk alive album. and remembering being there

- pogo - digitalism - anywhere - anytime

- thinking of my beloved dog spike

- thinking of the one i love




in that order

i need parklife. one day of non stop dancing is definitely what i need.

music is my ecstasy.




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Now playing: Fever Ray - If I Had A Heart (Fuck Buttons remix)
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Inglorious Basterds

pretty fucking brilliant.
to the point that if you asked me to make a top 10 list of all time movies it would be number one, easy.

Quinton is a genius. He is easily my favourite director. so much so, that i dont even have a number two favourite.

brad pit was pretty cool too.




worst movie ever- War Games: The Death Code.

HOLY MACKEREL

last night i learnt what mackerel means/is, coutesy of the cat food stocked at my work. its an animal of some sought, edible. for humans, not sure.
so i didnt learn exactly what it was but i now know its something.

i lie to myself,
i trick myself into caring for other people,
i wonder if ill ever know what love is,
i thought i knew

beauty can have two sides

is false hope better then no hope?

i listen to dance music before i go to bed so i can dance all night in my dreams

oreos for lunch!

oreos - most addictive biscuit?

i never had oreos as a kid, my american friend used to always eat them.
i tried them a few times but never fell in love with them
i think my feelings for them got repressed and now im just about addicted
screw twisting it, liking it and whatever else your meant to do to eat it, i dont have time for that, it takes time to feed an addiction



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Now playing: Cassius - Almost Cut My Hair
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you know your hungry when dog food looks appetising

you know whats not good, cranberry juice. its like the black sheep of juice, noone likes it but it wont go away

my mom reads my facebook so i cant use it now. i dont have the heart to delete her. cant delete my mom.
luckily she dosnt have twitter, yet.



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Now playing: Lost Valentinos - Rain
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Now playing: two door cinema club - something good can work
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straws in nightclubs should be white.
or fluoro colour so that you can see them in your drink and they done poke you in the eye while you innocently try to take a drink. or so you dont spend time looking for it with your mouth like a fool

of course there is the argument that you would be able to see them on the floor of the nightclub, but that would look cooler then a black floor filled with unknown rubbish

$300 straighteners, my car isnt worth that

my mom still only buys me fruit loops when im on holidays, im 19

i dont get how to use those rough sponge things your meant to use with shower gell, if i wanted pain while showering id use sand paper