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nantional, everyone is having a bad day today

nothing alice cant fix

ever notice that you cant hear a clock ticking unless you look at it.

it seems evident that all old people do is spend their time in doctors waiting rooms and post offices. thats if they can move or think.

the most startled i ever get is when someone opens the door im opening from the other side, because, for a second i think ive opened the door unintentionally with my mind

i wish i could dance 1950s rock and roll style. im sure i would get all the chicks, esp this one

accomplishments

one of my biggest accomplishment was to piss standing

on an aeroplane during heavy turbulence, with a 90%

success rate

formspring.me

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/bestill

i think, in my honest opinion, that being a pool boy would not be that easy.
getting leaves out a pool with the hand held thing, ie no help from machines, is not so easy.
sure the first 80% is easy, and the next 10% is just a little harder. but once you get to chasing one leave at a time, begging it to leave the floor of the pool it becomes time consuming.

although, getting paid to do it, with a chance of sex (as desperate housewives insists occurs regularly)

dear shannyn

i was going to write this on your wall but dont think others should read it.
you remember that bottle of water i got from a fair at uni one day. and the water inside looked so perfect and pure, free of any impurities, that i never opened it. well my room got really bad this time and im cleaning it and so i found the bottle, still in the same place its always been, just in case i needed water, i dont know maybe thats why it stayed there, well, im sure you can guess what i did with it.
yes i threw it away.
no not really, i opened it and drank a little. tasted OOOK, no impurities or anything. but then i smelt it
and it smelt like an old room that had been locked for centuries and housed mainly books and the first newspapers that were ever made. not so good.
so i only had like 3 little mouthfuls, just to check the taste.
as im writing this my stomach is not feeling the best, but im going to say its cos im hungry. which im suuure you will agree with despite above.
i think im going to edit this and put this on a blog.

and i watched a good movie - dear wendy and they had two songs by the zombies - time of the season and shes not there. if you havnt already you should download them. you will fall in love with them. maybe, probly not as much as i have though. i made a playlist with only those two songs and listened to them for daaaays.

i found nemo

i went snorkelling off an island off papua new guinea and after some time swimming, i came across nemo hovering in a sea anemone, just starring at me. lettings its presance to me known, in order to protect its kids or something, while at the same time still shit scared unfinished

owl my friend

i just caught the last train home, arriving at me station before realising i left my keys with someone in the city resulting in me now having to walk home as i can not drive my car which is at the station due to having no keys.

but then! during my walk i noticed there was the most beautiful baby owl sitting on the fence swivelling its head around looking at me from all directions as i walked by, so i continued walking back and forth about a metre away watching it swivel its head all around, easily making up for the fact i forgot my keys.

the world works in mysterious ways.

pool is fixed

pool is swim-able for the first time since it transformed into a fully qualified backyard swamp 2 years ago.

my music tops of 09, according to lastfm

http://www.last.fm/user/davidaction

beach is the ONLY place to be at 3 in the morning

bogged in attadale at 3am, who would of thought.



24 hour self service car wash, for the man who just wants his car clean all the time





just realised that 3 years ago whilst visting the kitsune maison store in Paris I was served by the founder and owner. if only I knew it then.



outside kitsune store in paris.




girl modelling kitsunes spring golf collection


Im thinking I should just start conforming to modern trends. I mean I would probably have more friends, more things to do, and it would make buying closes a lot easier.

I'm sick of sleeping on my bed. havnt passed out and awoken in an unknown location in a while.

andnanother thing about touch technology, you can blind touch type. eg you can't type msgs in your pocket during church

I don't know what's hotter, a hot girl driving an old beat up car or a sexy sports car

i say beat up car + hot girl(s)

what happened to little red riding hood

abc kids programming has really gone down hill.


what happened to little red riding hood?



its hard working in an office when your fetish is secretaries

you know the world is fucked up when there is more variety of canned tuna for cats then there is for humans.


you know the world is fucked up when Easter eggs come onto shop shelves on boxing day


and why do these huge natural disasters always happen/effect the poorest nations. I'm looking at you haiti. even what happened to new Orleans occured in perhaps the poorest part of arguably the richest country. at least mother nature unites humans and brings out the compassion in people. the sad thing is, is that it takes commercial world media coverage to bring out that hidden compassion. then again it I hard to hear about the real news, and it is tv medias JOB to deliver us the truth. today the commercial channels top story was about a family with no power in on a very hot but not rare day, and how thyre ice cream had melted. the story included breath taking footage of the mother throwing out vegitables because the fridge had no power. the story then linked to a reporter on the beach "reporting" on how people had come to the beach today. COMPLETLY unexpected given it is fucking summer.
oh and by reported I mean blonde female with big boobs and by reporting i mean wearing a revealing top on camera while pretending thay she knows how to read

why was god so cruel, deciding to make it so all females in a house or living together PMS at the same time. I guess its fair enough, he just wanted to make jt more interesting

it must suck for musliem men who get the multiple wives. I would say that is how mistresses came about, different house... no problem.
though I do not condone cheating, of your not in love, let her go. or him.

while I lay awake here in 42degree australia, I do however wonder how whore houses work. ESP the ones where they all live together. that must be horrible for business, perhaps that is why human trafficing started, keep them moving...
in all seriousness, trafficing is one of the worst crimes I can think of and should not be joked about.
in conclusion, god could of made our lives easy, but then who would want to go to heaven, and besides of would make life soo boring

merry xmas

awkward office

i dont like urinal conversation, i dont mind hand wash conversation

perfect weather for walking around the house naked

best back ground image ever

set as tiled.

parklife

i will not date personal outside of my weight division

if i had power:rules for festivals:
- people who take off their shirts in the dancing crowds should be escorted out of festivals and gigs, girls excepted
- glow sticks should be banned from festivals like they ban drugs
- if you dont know or love any bands going, dont go, your just a dick head wasting space

do storks get charge more to deliver fat babies?

and that's why I no longer go camping, that and a wolf tried to mount me

if your standing underneath a light and it goes out, does it mean your going to die? what if its a regular occurrence is that worse?
btw, im talking about walking underneath many fluorescent lights, you know the ones that last for aggges, and then as i walk past one goes out.
im pretty sure it goes back on after a while... when im gone of course.


death = nap + forever

i cant ride my bike with no handle bars.